You know what you’re doing? 
Yeah. I’ve knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times.

TOM HIDDLESTON CHALLENGE

→ Your favorite interview moment ► ‘That’s your ass? I’m so sorry’

bakerstreetbabes:

americaninthedeerstalker:

awkwardities:

Sarcasm at its best. 

Same Watson.

Watsons are the best.

What if Tom Hiddleston voiced a GPS

gondor-calls-for-aid:

soo-gay:

weaponizedwit:

loki-d-myovaries:

#i’d crash and die

#please turn left #would you, my dear? #thank you so much #you’re wonderful person #and perfect driver

#Oh deary, you’ve turned the wrong way! #Never mind… let’s try this again #It wasn’t your fault. #Idiotic road

numbtongue:

“ So, we’ve managed to eliminate all enemy ships, no one on board was injured, and the successful rescue of the Kobayashi Maru crew is under way. Anything else? ”

#the fact that bones doesn’t even bother trying to hide his delight #like jim whatever you did is going to blow up in your face in point five seconds but excuse me for a minute while i SUCK ON THAT STARFLEET #ten bucks says he smacked the back of jim’s head the second they were out of there #”what did you do” #”uh beat the unbeatable test? like a badass? will you - seriously motherfuck ow do no harm bones!” #while bones mutters something about ”dumbest human alive” and ”genius my ass” and drags him to a bar and buys him a drink

wyte-one-thousand:

pleiadian-princess:

radagastlovesyou:

you-are-another-me:

There is a tribe in Africa where the birth date of a child is counted not from when they were born, nor from when they are conceived but from the day that the child was a thought in its mother’s mind. And when a woman decides that she will have a child, she goes off and sits under a tree, by herself, and she listens until she can hear the song of the child that wants to come. And after she’s heard the song of this child, she comes back to the man who will be the child’s father, and teaches it to him. And then, when they make love to physically conceive the child, some of that time they sing the song of the child, as a way to invite it.

And then, when the mother is pregnant, the mother teaches that child’s song to the midwives and the old women of the village, so that when the child is born, the old women and the people around her sing the child’s song to welcome it. And then, as the child grows up, the other villagers are taught the child’s song. If the child falls, or hurts its knee, someone picks it up and sings its song to it. Or perhaps the child does something wonderful, or goes through the rites of puberty, then as a way of honoring this person, the people of the village sing his or her song.



In the African tribe there is one other occasion upon which the villagers sing to the child. If at any time during his or her life, the person commits a crime or aberrant social act, the individual is called to the center of the village and the people in the community form a circle around them. Then they sing their song to them.



The tribe recognizes that the correction for antisocial behavior is not punishment; it is love and the remembrance of identity. When you recognize your own song, you have no desire or need to do anything that would hurt another.

And it goes this way through their life. In marriage, the songs are sung, together. And finally, when this child is lying in bed, ready to die, all the villagers know his or her song, and they sing—for the last time—the song to that person.

You may not have grown up in an African tribe that sings your song to you at crucial life transitions, but life is always reminding you when you are in tune with yourself and when you are not. When you feel good, what you are doing matches your song, and when you feel awful, it doesn’t. In the end, we shall all recognize our song and sing it well. You may feel a little warbly at the moment, but so have all the great singers. Just keep singing and you’ll find your way home.

This is the most amazing thing I have ever read.

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL IM ALMOST TEARING UP

Reblog for eternity.

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

stylinwho:

YOU MARRIED HIM, RIGHT?

lookatallthishitinevergetdone:

ididthatonce:

starkidonbakerstreet:

caramelfeathers:

vablatsky:

Every fandom ever

This gets better the longer you watch

Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom.  Feels should not get in the way.

Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.

Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.

And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.

And in that moment, I swear we were all Ted.